Monthly Archives: August 2002

The landlords of our recently departed flat have chosen to hold back ?100 of the deposit because the flat “needed cleaning” and the kitchen units needed fixing. I don’t think I’m putting it too strongly when I say they are a bunch of cheating, rip-off scumbags who I’d quite happily see stabbed to death with a rusty knife.

We cleaned every inch of that freaking flat – hoovered and mopped the wooden floors. The kitchen was spotless and the place was left pretty much as we found it – including the busted and incomplete kitchen units.

I know I should have gotten something in writing when I moved in to say that they would fix the kitchen units and that they were broken beforehand, but Andrew Connel assured me that his handyman would fix them. Not to mention open the front windows – something that we were unable to do for the six months we lived there.

If you ever come across Andrew and David Connel of Consolux, please be forewarned that they are not worth a second of your time.

Oh, and their flats are expensive too!

Edit : Due to some fucking twat accusing me of being melodramatic, I thought I’d add that it was my company who paid the above deposit for the flat. So, while I would merely be pissed off about losing ?100, I think the fact that my HR department assume I trashed a flat that the company paid the deposit for gives me good enough reason to be a little bit more angry than that.

And fuck you Eoan for coming here and attempting to dredge up shit on me solely to justify your own cuntish comments. Nice one.

I had to shake my head in disbelief when I read this story regarding an english actor performing in a play at the Edinburgh Fringe. The play concerns racism in football, so this man of questionable sanity takes to the streets of Edinburgh in an England shirt, complete with a shaven head and a St George’s flag painted on it.

And he says, surprize surprize, that he got some abuse.

What… the… fuck… was he expecting?!

I don’t normally get involved in this sort of thing – I’m Scottish, but not that patriotic for the place, and I’ve lived in England for five and a half years of my life so I don’t really give out that strong a Scottish vibe other than my accent (and the fact I’m wearing a Rangers shirt today has nothing to do with it – it’s five a side day!).

Anyhow, if I shaved my head, painted the St Andrews cross on it, stuck on a Scotland shirt and handed out leaflets down Liverpool town center I could 100% guarantee I’d be going home via casualty. Assuming I was ever well enough again to live at home.

It’s common fucking sense that you don’t rub peoples noses in it or you bring the worst side out of human nature. So why is this tosspot Jonathan Salt going to the press and making out that Scotland has a low tolerance for his kind of behaviour? – That Scottish people are in some way racist because of the reaction of a few passionate individuals at the appearance of some pillock trying to drum up an audience for his play?

People like Jonathan Salt make me sick – courting the media with some shock bullshit when all he wants is a little free publicity. At the end of the day, he is asking for it in more ways than one.

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