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Confessions of a hand brake user

With daylight saving time over a month gone by, I drive home from work in the dark every night. And each night, at every traffic light, at every junction, I find myself bathed in the scarlet haze from the brake lights of the car in front. A glance in the rear view mirror confirms that the driver behind isn’t squinting through the same.

Why?

Because I am a hand brake user, and my brake lights aren’t permanantly blazing away like those on 98% of the other cars.

The man behind is oblivious to the courtesy I’m showing him, of course, but then I’d expect that from someone who has his oh-so-cool front fog lamps on in clear conditions – illuminating my car like I’m about to be abducted by aliens. You’re not meant to have your fog lamps on unnecessarily, according to the highway code, lest it dazzle other road users. Somehow that doesn’t seem to apply to high intensity brake lights, nor to the man who isn’t blinded by red light because I am a hand brake user. As long as his car looks cool – that’s all he’s thinking about. What other reason could he have for putting his halogen fog lights on during a clear night?

Occasionally I’ll find myself behind an older model of car – one without the high level brake light on the back, and then the red glow is more bearable. Last night as a special treat, I ended up behind a PT Cruiser, and that had something-something-Cruiser masked over its high level brake light. Very thoughtful – what a nice touch, I thought, at least now I know that folk who drive them are fuckwits as well as smug.

If good fortune strikes I’ll end up as the first car at the lights for a couple of the junctions I’ll encounter on the way home. And, even with my hand brake on, by observing when the other lights change I can be first away as soon as the amber light appears. Partly through years of practice, partly because I don’t have to move my foot from the brake to the accelerator pedal before I can go. That’s another advantage of being a hand brake user.

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2 Fake 2 Awful

I had the misfortune of watching 2 Fast 2 Furious recently, during a dull night with nothing else on. Although the first movie was far from being a factual exposé on underground street racing, the piss-take-o-meter was off the scale this time around.

Cars with more gears than John Connor’s motorbike and a story straight out of the Big Book of Hokey Hollywood Plots left me feeling dumber for sitting through the whole thing. I’m quite confident I wont be remotely interested if they decide make another sequel.

It would appear that graduates from the Michael Bay school of over the frickin’ top movie direction are having no problem finding work.

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The Fox has landed

Mozilla Firefox 1.0 officially launches today.

Seems like an age that I’ve been using the browser – it was well over a year ago when I first tried it (back when it was Firebird), and I’ve been using it instead of IE ever since. Now I find that when I use IE, all my familiar Firefox features are missing and it just feels plain primitive.

If you feel like you deserve a faster, more secure internet browsing experience, along with the wonders of tabbed browsing and pop-up blockig to name but two of the many advantages of Firefox, click on the link to give it a try.

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